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I hope you and yours have something fun planned for today.
I also hope you appreciate that I did not make any bad jokes about what day your birthday lands on. Believe me, it was a struggle . . .
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Happy Birthday, Cptgreg! Another year is behind you
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Ichabod 
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Posted 31 October 2009 - 05:14 AM
I just wanted to take a moment to wish the Captain a happy birthday. I certainly hope you get everything that's coming to you, Greg.
I hope you and yours have something fun planned for today.
I also hope you appreciate that I did not make any bad jokes about what day your birthday lands on. Believe me, it was a struggle . . .
I hope you and yours have something fun planned for today.
I also hope you appreciate that I did not make any bad jokes about what day your birthday lands on. Believe me, it was a struggle . . .
King of the Soap Opera Drama Queens.
If you smoke after sex, you may be doing it too fast.
Sex is like math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.
I'm Ignoble over at Literotica
If you smoke after sex, you may be doing it too fast.
Sex is like math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.
I'm Ignoble over at Literotica
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cptgreg
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Posted 31 October 2009 - 07:36 AM
Thankyou sir. 
As far as something special today, we start a week long vacation. And even more special, I get to miss the big move tomorrow. If I wasn't on vacation, I'd be at work right now. 
My hospital is closing the comunity hosp tomorrow, which has been around since 1928, and I'd say atleast 50% of the people from here were born at, and opening a new tower across the street from the building I work in. So tomorrow, they will be moving the few remaining pt's from the old hosp to our building, which is called the North Tower, and a lot of our pts from the North Tower to the new South tower. So just like any business that's about to move, they want to discharge as many patients as they can today, so they won't have to move them tomorrow. So a lot of the people in my department are working today to help facilitate any discharges.
I'm pretty sure I've mentioned Cedar Key before. That's were we are going. It's just a little village about an hour and a half away on the Gulf of Mexico. We don't fish and there aren't any swimming beaches, so all we do when we go there is chill. My wife wants to take our bikes, which neither of us have ridden in over 5 years. That should be interesting.
As for the jokes. I'm proud of your restraint, but believe me when I say, I've probably heard them all, and told most of the them myself. The funny thing is that most of the time when I tell people my birthday, they don't seem to connect it with Halloween.
As far as something special today, we start a week long vacation. And even more special, I get to miss the big move tomorrow. If I wasn't on vacation, I'd be at work right now. My hospital is closing the comunity hosp tomorrow, which has been around since 1928, and I'd say atleast 50% of the people from here were born at, and opening a new tower across the street from the building I work in. So tomorrow, they will be moving the few remaining pt's from the old hosp to our building, which is called the North Tower, and a lot of our pts from the North Tower to the new South tower. So just like any business that's about to move, they want to discharge as many patients as they can today, so they won't have to move them tomorrow. So a lot of the people in my department are working today to help facilitate any discharges. I'm pretty sure I've mentioned Cedar Key before. That's were we are going. It's just a little village about an hour and a half away on the Gulf of Mexico. We don't fish and there aren't any swimming beaches, so all we do when we go there is chill. My wife wants to take our bikes, which neither of us have ridden in over 5 years. That should be interesting.
As for the jokes. I'm proud of your restraint, but believe me when I say, I've probably heard them all, and told most of the them myself. The funny thing is that most of the time when I tell people my birthday, they don't seem to connect it with Halloween.
Always remember that, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
And being schizophrenic just means never being alone.
"Married sex is like buying a Civil War chess set through the mail. You get a piece every 6 weeks or so, and you never know what condition that piece is going to be in when you get it, but you still have to pay the handling charges." Bill Engvol, Blue Collar Tour II.
And being schizophrenic just means never being alone.
"Married sex is like buying a Civil War chess set through the mail. You get a piece every 6 weeks or so, and you never know what condition that piece is going to be in when you get it, but you still have to pay the handling charges." Bill Engvol, Blue Collar Tour II.
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 08:35 AM
I will also wish you a Happy Birthday, cptgreg.
The older I get the more I realize any one of them could be the last one.
Here today and tomorrow never knows!
I just hope there isn't an afterlife (unless it's vastly superior to this version).
The older I get the more I realize any one of them could be the last one.
Here today and tomorrow never knows!
I just hope there isn't an afterlife (unless it's vastly superior to this version).
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:33 PM
Thanks, nufsay, I think. 
Always remember that, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
And being schizophrenic just means never being alone.
"Married sex is like buying a Civil War chess set through the mail. You get a piece every 6 weeks or so, and you never know what condition that piece is going to be in when you get it, but you still have to pay the handling charges." Bill Engvol, Blue Collar Tour II.
And being schizophrenic just means never being alone.
"Married sex is like buying a Civil War chess set through the mail. You get a piece every 6 weeks or so, and you never know what condition that piece is going to be in when you get it, but you still have to pay the handling charges." Bill Engvol, Blue Collar Tour II.
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 08:40 AM
Yay! Greg is back!
Welcome home, sir. I hope you and your Missus had a good time!
Welcome home, sir. I hope you and your Missus had a good time!
King of the Soap Opera Drama Queens.
If you smoke after sex, you may be doing it too fast.
Sex is like math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.
I'm Ignoble over at Literotica
If you smoke after sex, you may be doing it too fast.
Sex is like math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.
I'm Ignoble over at Literotica
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